Bush's Economic Stimulus Package

That's right, the checks will soon be in the mail so that every American can contribute to the turnaround of the impending recession brought forth upon us by the Bushies in the first place. I get it; they put us in this mess now it's OUR responsibility to fix it by buying flat screen TV's to replace the ones that won't work after Feb. 2009 (Digital signals are so much better than the old VHF/UHF, that now it's the law to have only digital you know. AND the government can make extra cash on the side by auctioning off the old VHF/UHF bandwidth to the highest bidder!).

Well, the idea behind those rebate checks many of us will be seeing in our mailboxes soon, is to "stimulate" the economy by doing what any red-blooded American would do with extra cash in their pocket; spend it on shit you don't need! Cell phones, iPods, more clothes, one payment on a new SUV (the Explorer I have is already six years old dammit!), a new laptop and/or palm pilot, DVD players, surround sound hi-fi equipment, more IKEA furniture, and anything else made in China for that matter. Which country's economy is this thing supposed to be good for anyway?

This is an excellent opportunity to make a real difference and send a message to Washington. They want you to waste your money on worthless crap, so put your money where your mouth is, so-to-speak, and use that money on something worth while! Pay off debt, donate it charity, buy a bike and get rid of your car, or better yet: PUT IT INTO SAVINGS!!! Anything you can do to totally disrupt the Economic Stimulus Package (sounds very Freudian to me), and give the finger to Bush in a manner that has the most impact in this country; with money.

Do your part. Stop giving your money away to the actual financiers of this never ending war(s): China and Saudi Arabia. Show Dick and Bush what you think of their economic band-aid. Money talks.